Loco Cantina Menu (Update 2025)

Welcome to Loco Cantina, your go-to destination for authentic Tex-Mex flavors blended with a vibrant cocktail bar experience. Nestled in Kingwood, TX, this lively eatery offers an impressive array of dishes that showcase the best of Mexican cuisine. Begin your culinary journey with mouthwatering appetizers like the Birria Quesadilla Plate or the rich Chile Con Queso, perfectly paired with refreshing cocktails.

  • Burritos steal the spotlight, with options like the hearty Texas Burrito and the unique Burro Laredo, each satisfying varying cravings.
  • Don’t miss the Texas Combinations, perfect for those who want to indulge in a bit of everything.

With takeout options and outdoor seating, Loco Cantina embodies a casual ambiance that invites you to relax and savor every bite. Whether dining with friends or family, the atmosphere buzzes with excitement, making every meal a fiesta!

Appetizers

Birria Quesadilla Plate

3 delectable birria quesadillas cooked with perfect fusion of flavors and filled with a savory blend of tender, slow-cooked birria broth and rice.

$18.99

Chile Con Queso

Melted with three types of cheese, with bell pepper and onions. Add ground beef or fajita for an extra charge.

$8.99

Chile Con Queso Blanco

Add ground beef or fajita for an extra charge.

$8.99

Ceviche

Tilapia cooked with fresh lemon juice. Tossed with cilantro, onions, tomato, jalapeños topped with avocado.

$17.99

Quesadilla

(2) flour tortillas filled with Monterey cheese, chicken fajitas served with guacamole, sour cream and lettuce. Add shrimp for an extra charge.

$10.25

Mexican Guacamole

Chunky avocado with tomatoes, cilantro onions and jalapeños.

$10.99

Grande Nachos

(12) pieces of corn tortilla topped with beans, cheese, beef or chicken fajita meat, guacamole, sour cream, and lettuce.Small(6) pieces

$10.99

Supreme Nachos

(12) pieces of corn tortilla topped with beans, ground beef, chile con queso, sour cream, guacamole and lettuce.Small (6) pieces

$9.99

Nachos Blancos

Tortilla chips topped with chile con queso blanco, fajita chicken, lettuce, guacamole, sour cream and black beans.

$14.99

Dirty Nachos

Tortilla chips topped with ground beef, lettuce, guacamole, sour cream, chile con queso cotija and pinto beans.

$14.99

Stuffed Jalapeños

(6) mild jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese.

$8.99

Queso Flameado

Melted Monterey jack cheese mixed with your choice of sausage, beef or chicken, mushroom or spinach. Add shrimp for an extra charge.

$10.99

La Botana

(4) pieces of mix quesadillas, (4) pieces of mix flautas, (2) stuffed jalapeños and (2) shrimp served with guacamole, and sour cream.

$19.99

Street Corn

Grilled corn on the cob coated with a mixture of mayonnaise, sour cream, cotija cheese, chile powder and lime.

$9.99

Chili Burrito

One large ground beef burrito covered with chili, onions and cheese. Served with cheese puff, rice and beans.

$13.99

Sour Cream Burrito

One large chicken burrito, covered with our sour cream sauce and cheese. Served with rice, beans and pico de gallo.

$13.99

Texas Burrito

Filled with ground beef, served with chile con queso, rice, beans and guacamole.

$13.99

Burrito Supreme

Filled with ground beef, covered with gravy and cheese. Served with cheese puff, rice and beans.

$13.99

Big Donkey

Filled with chicken, avocado and lettuce, topped with red sauce and Monterey cheese. Served with rice and bean soup.

$12.99

Burro Mexicano

Filled with chicken, mushrooms, bell pepper, onions, bacon, white cheese and jalapeños. topped with a delicious creamy sauce and American cheese. Served with pilaf rice, black beans, pico de gallo and avocado slices.

$13.99

Burro Laredo

Large flour tortilla filled with chicken, bacon, lettuce and chile con queso. Topped with our delicious guajillo sauce and white cheese. Served with pilaf rice, black beans and avocado slices.

$13.99

Most Wanted Burritos

Texas Combinations

Vaquero Special

Two cheese or ground beef enchiladas covered with gravy and cheese, served with rice, beans, cheese puff and a taco.

$13.99

Ranchito

One cheese enchilada topped with gravy and cheese, one crispy taco, cheese puff, served with rice and guacamole.

$12.99

Zarape

One cheese enchilada covered with gravy and cheese, bean chalupa, one crispy taco served with rice.

$12.99

Caballo

Two ground beef or cheese enchiladas covered with gravy and cheese, one crispy taco, cheese puff served with rice and guacamole.

$13.99

El Chivo

One ground beef or cheese enchilada covered with chili and cheese, two tacos served with rice.

$12.99

El Borrego

One chicken enchilada covered with chile con queso blanco. One crispy taco and cheese puff. Served with rice.

$12.99

Los Compadres

Two ground beef enchiladas, two tamales topped with gravy and American cheese. Served with rice, beans and guacamole.

$13.99

La Senorita

One ground beef enchilada, one tamale, topped with gravy and American cheese, one crispy taco and a cheese puff. Served with rice and guacamole.

$13.99

El Pueblo

One chicken taco al carbon, one cheese enchilada, one crispy taco. Served with rice and cheese puff.

$13.99

Las Chalupas

Two chalupas covered with beans, ground beef, chile con queso, lettuce, sour cream and guacamole.

$12.99

El Jardin

Two tamales covered with gravy and cheese. Served with rice, cheese puff and one crispy taco.

$12.99

Regular Tostada

Two tostadas with ground beef or chicken, covered with beans, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, guacamole and cheese.

$12.99

Los Amigos

Three ground beef soft or crispy tacos topped with lettuce, tomato and cheese. Served with rice and beans.

$11.99

La Palapa

One ground beef chalupa, one cheese enchilada and one tamal. Served with pilaf rice and black beans.

$14.99

El Chicano

One stuffed ground beef avocado, one cheese enchilada and one tamal. Served with pilaf rice, black beans and pico de gallo.

$15.99

Tortilla Soup

Chicken soup with mushrooms, cilantro, avocado, queso and tortilla strips.

$8.99

7 Mares Soup

Fish, octopus, crab legs, mussels and shrimp. Served with rice, cilantro, chopped onions, lime and tortillas.

$17.99

Angelica's Salad

Mixed greens, tomato, oranges, avocado, fresh cheese, cucumber, strawberries, dressing and chicken. Add shrimp for an extra charge.

$14.99

Taco Salad

Lettuce, tomatoes, guacamole, American and Monterey cheese, sour cream and chicken or ground beef. Add shrimp for an extra charge.

$12.99

Supreme Taco Salad On Shell

Grilled chicken and mixed vegetables served with small chile con queso and rice. Add shrimp for an extra charge.

$14.99

Locos Salad

Mixed greens, breaded chicken, chopped bacon, cucumber, sliced avocado, croutons, sour cream and pico de gallo. Served with chile con queso blanco puff.

$13.99

Soups & Salads

The Best Of The Best

Carne Guisada

Beef stew cooked with bell peppers, onions, potato and tomatoes. Served with cheese puff, rice, beans and tortillas.

$14.99

Andrea's Plate

Chicken breast topped with vegetables and Monterey cheese cooked with special sauce. Served with rice, pico de gallo and bean soup.

$14.99

Tampiqueña

Chicken steak served with one cheese enchilada, rice, beans, guacamole, lettuce, pico de gallo and tortillas.

$14.99

Chile Relleno

One poblano pepper stuffed with ground beef or chicken, topped with Mexican sauce and Monterey cheese. Served with rice, beans, pico de gallo and tortillas.

$13.99

Chicken Mushroom

Tender chicken breast topped with sautéed mushrooms, special mushroom sauce and cheese. Served with rice, charros, pico de gallo and tortillas.

$14.99

Texas Quesadillas

A large flour tortilla filled with Monterey and American cheeses and ground beef or chicken. Served with guacamole and sour cream.

$13.99

El Sabroso Enchiladas

The most authentic Tex-Mex enchiladas long mild pepper filled with ground beef or chicken, rolled on a flour tortilla covered with chili and cheese. Served with guacamole, rice and beans.

$14.99

Tortuga Plate

Two fresh half avocados with Monterey cheese and your choice of ground beef or chicken, golden fried. Served with charros, rice and pico de gallo.

$15.99

Carne Asada

Beef or chicken steak, topped with Monterey cheese. Served with rice and beans, guacamole, pico de gallo, and tortillas.

$16.99

Blue Corn Quesadillas

Meat, rice and beans.

$13.99

Steak Mexicano

Beef or chicken cooked with fresh tomatoes, onions and jalapeños. served with rice, beans, guacamole and tortillas.

$15.99

Pollo Loco

(4) pieces of chicken, cacique cheese, slice jalapeños, all wrapped with sliced bacon. Served with rice, beans, sliced avocados and tortillas.

$15.99

Tacos Al Carbon

Three ground beef, chicken, or pork loin tacos. Served with pico de gallo, guacamole, rice and charros. Add cheese or add chile con queso for an extra charge.

$12.99

La Suegra

Chicken breast topped with onions, poblano pepper, bacon, and chile con queso. Served with rice, beans, guacamole and tortillas.

$14.99

Street Tacos

Three corn or flour tortilla tacos with chicken, pork or beef fajita, cilantro and onions. Served with rice, charro beans, lime and taco sauce.

$13.99

Pollo Rio

Chicken breast topped with bell peppers, mushrooms, small o shrimp, crawfish tails, onions, white cheese and a special sauce. Served with pilaf rice, black beans, pico de gallo, sliced avocados and tortillas.

$16.99

Pollo Espinaca

Chicken breast topped with spinach, mushrooms, white cheese and delicious sauce. Served with pilaf rice, black beans, pico de gallo, avocado slices and tortillas.

$15.99

Juan's Steak

10 oz. ribeye with 3 grilled jumbo shrimp.

$23.99

Ribeye Special

10 oz. grilled ribeye and one cheese enchilada.

$19.99

David Special

Chicken, beef fajitas and 3 jumbo shrimp.

$18.99

Fajitas Chapala

Grilled chicken fajita with tomatoes, bacon, onions, pickled jalapeño peppers and wine sauce, topped with Monterey jack cheese.

$17.99

Boss Fajitas

Mix of chicken, beef and jumbo shrimp grilled with vegetables and bacon.

$19.99

Parrillada Martinez

Jumbo grilled shrimp, chicken and beef fajitas, queso flameado, sausage, and stuffed jalapeños.

$49.99

Fajitas Poblanas

Beef or chicken fajitas grilled with poblano peppers, onions, and bacon.

$17.99

Fajitas Italianas

Chicken fajitas with onions, bell peppers, and mushrooms cooked in Italian sauce.

$16.99

Lalo's Special

Grilled chicken and beef fajitas bacon, small shrimp, and mushrooms covered with Monterey cheese, served with pico de gallo.

$18.99

Fajitas

Delicious beef, chicken or mix fajitas, grilled with onions.

$14.99

Chipotle Fajitas

Chicken fajitas grilled with bacon, bell pepper, zucchini, carrots, mushrooms, chipotle sauce and grilled onions.

$16.99

Parillada Miguel

Delicious carnitas, quail, jumbo shrimp and one fish fillet. Served with a bowl of our house special atomic sauce, pilaf rice, black beans, tortillas, pico de gallo and guacamole.

$43.99

Faja Special

A delicious mix of beef and chicken fajitas, topped with black beans, chile con queso and spicy red sauce. Served with pico de gallo, guacamole, pilaf rice, black beans and tortillas.

$16.99

Presidential Platters

Best Of The Best

Carnitas Plate

Delicious pork carnitas on a bed of grilled onions. Served with rice, beans, pico de gallo, guacamole, tortillas and a secret recipe taco sauce.

$16.99

Torta Loca

Filled with your choice of chicken, pork carnitas or chorizo, beans, lettuce, tomatoes and avocado. Served with french fries.

$13.99

Mexican Quesadilla

Filled with chicken, American and Monterey cheeses, bell pepper, onions, bacon and mushrooms. Served with rice, beans, guacamole and sour cream.

$13.99

Fried Shrimp

8 fried shrimp served with rice, french fries, lettuce and tomato.

$14.99

Shrimp Diablo

4 jumbo shrimp, cacique cheese, jalapeños wrapped with bacon. Served with rice, avocado and charros.

$16.99

Shrimp Mar

3 grilled jumbo shrimp, one cheese enchilada. Served with rice, guacamole, pico de gallo, tortillas and charros.

$16.99

Shrimp Fajitas

6 grilled jumbo shrimp with shell on. Served with refried beans, guacamole, tortillas and pico de gallo.

$16.99

Fish Fillet

2 grilled fish fillet, breaded or grilled, with 4 fried shrimp. Served with rice and pico de gallo. Substitute for grilled shrimp for an extra charge.

$16.99

Fish Tacos

Two tacos on corn tortilla topped with fish, (breaded or grilled), cabbage, mayonnaise, pico de gallo and sour cream. Served with rice, beans and taco sauce.

$14.99

Shrimp Ranchero

6 jumbo shrimp cooked with fresh jalapeños, tomatoes, onions. Served with rice, charros, lettuce, guacamole and tortillas.

$14.99

Red Snapper

Indulge yourself with our red snapper served on a bed of white rice with asparagus and charro beans.

$19.99

Shrimp Enchiladas

2 shrimp enchiladas with flour tortilla, topped with Mexican sauce and Monterey cheese. Served with rice, guacamole, lettuce and charros.

$13.99

Shrimp Cocktail

One of the most authentic Mexican recipes, broiled shrimp with red tomato sauce, avocado chunks and pico de gallo. Served with saltine crackers.

$9.99

Quail

Deep fried quail served with pico de gallo, rice, beans and tortillas.

$16.99

Tacos Del Mar

Three tacos with shrimp, bacon, jalapeños and cheese. Served with rice, pico de gallo, sliced avocado and a cheese puff.

$13.99

Seafood Poblano

Stuffed with shrimp, crawfish, mushrooms, peppers, onions & Monterey jack. Served with rice, black beans, sliced avocado, pico de gallo & tortillas.

$17.99

Seafood Zone

Tex Mex Specialties

American Enchiladas

3 ground beef enchiladas topped with chili, onions and cheese. Served with rice, beans and cheese puff.

$13.99

Tamales Supreme

4 tamales topped with chili, onions and cheese. Served with cheese puff, rice and beans.

$12.99

Enchiladas Dinner

3 ground beef or cheese enchiladas covered with gravy and cheese. Served with cheese puff, rice and beans.

$13.99

Enchiladas al Carbon

2 flour tortillas filled with chicken or ground beef, covered with gravy, monterrey cheese and sour cream. Served with rice, beans and avocado.

$12.99

Chimichanga

Large flour tortilla filled with ground beef, deep fried served with rice, beans, guacamole, sour cream and cheese puff.

$13.99

Carnitas Enchiladas

Two pork carnitas enchiladas covered with green sauce and cheese. Served with rice, beans, pico de gallo and guacamole.

$12.99

Flautas

3 ground beef or chicken flautas, made with com or flour tortillas and served with rice, beans, guacamole, sour cream and cheese puff.

$13.99

Sour Cream Enchiladas

2 flour chicken enchiladas topped with our special recipe sauce and cheese. Served with rice, beans, pico de gallo and avocado.

$12.99

Tamales

4 tamales topped with gravy and cheese, served with rice, beans and cheese puff.

$12.99

Spinach Enchiladas

Two flour chicken and spinach enchiladas topped with our special sauce and American cheese. Served with rice, beans and cheese puff.

$13.99

Mexican Enchiladas

2 flour ground beef or chicken enchiladas covered with choice of red or green sauce and cheese. Served with rice, pico de gallo and soup.

$12.99

Sandra's Fillet

Basa fillet, topped with bell peppers, mushrooms, small shrimp, crawfish tails, onions, white cheese and a special sauce. Served with pilaf rice, black beans, pico de gallo, sliced avocado and tortillas.

$16.99

Tony's Fillet

One grilled basa fillet, topped with crawfish tails, small shrimp, mushrooms, pico de gallo, red and bell peppers, avocado slices and white cheese. Served with pilaf rice, black beans and tortillas.

$16.99

Chancho Borracho

2 pork loins topped with avocado chunks and a delicious guajillo sauce. Served with pilaf rice, black beans, pico de gallo and tortillas.

$16.99

Gaby's Plate

Chicken breast topped with a delicious guajillo sauce, avocado chunks. Served with one cheese enchilada, pilaf rice, pico de gallo, black beans and tortillas.

$16.99

La Cocina Plates

A La Carte

Taco Soft

Soft taco

$2.99

Homemade Tres Leches

Strawberry* Chocolate* Coconut * Vanilla.

$6.99

Desserts